This is meant to be a kiddie poem I wrote for fun about my cat when I noticed he was gaining a few too many pounds.....Pip x

FAT CAT:

My cat is fat,
there's no doubt about it!
He's as round as an orange,
As wide as a football & as
long as a bat,
in fact....he might just be a GIANT CAT!

It's all that pudding he's eating,
It is not depleting
His wallowing sides,
And all that resting he's doing
It is not improving his lengthening strides...

Actually his paws are so big he could knock you out cold!
His mouth is SO wide he could eat you up whole!
He's a monster,
A whale,
A man-eating chomper,
A mound,
A tank,
An out-of-breath-stomper!

Oh....if only my cat were beautifully slim!
A sleek, elegant gentleman who's almost thin,
But noooo...noooo...
My cat just has to be FAT,
And he won't go on a diet,
so THAT (it appears) is THAT.